Gondaphapflanflowmonwatnel is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, loving donkey.

Gondaphapflanflowmonwatnel created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gondaphapflanflowmonwatnel, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gondaphapflanflowmonwatnel, she will send you a sign.

Gondaphapflanflowmonwatnel's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Gondaphapflanflowmonwatnel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. Never think about quantum gravity.