Campigmet is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, merciful shrew.

Campigmet created a Higgs boson four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Campigmet, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Campigmet, he will make you grow a tail.

Campigmet's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Campigmet's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always treat moths with great respect.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.