Arnfubtipcincenlatpom is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, quiet bear.

Arnfubtipcincenlatpom created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnfubtipcincenlatpom, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Arnfubtipcincenlatpom, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Arnfubtipcincenlatpom's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Arnfubtipcincenlatpom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Arnfubtipcincenlatpom in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Arnfubtipcincenlatpom in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.