Wangodgil Tofcuncap is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, stupid slug.

Wangodgil Tofcuncap created the planet Earth three million years ago.

If you believe in Wangodgil Tofcuncap, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wangodgil Tofcuncap, it will turn you into a plant.

Wangodgil Tofcuncap's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Wangodgil Tofcuncap's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat horses with great respect.

2. Never feed grapes to cats while wearing jumpers.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

5. Do not take Wangodgil Tofcuncap's name in vain.