Fobpaghapzaglangen is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, clever pigeon.

Fobpaghapzaglangen created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobpaghapzaglangen, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fobpaghapzaglangen, it will turn you into a mouse.

Fobpaghapzaglangen's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Fobpaghapzaglangen's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed garlic to squirrels while wearing turquoise shorts.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Never remain prostrate at dawn.

4. Never fashion tools from ash.

5. Never point your legs toward the east during prayer.