Limhubxinlapsaflun is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, contented hyena.

Limhubxinlapsaflun created bats nine million years ago.

If you believe in Limhubxinlapsaflun, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Limhubxinlapsaflun, it will ignore you.

Limhubxinlapsaflun's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Limhubxinlapsaflun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant green sculpture of Limhubxinlapsaflun in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always obey Limhubxinlapsaflun's priests.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Pray towards the south.