Fatdinnan Bogmetwee is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, selfish jackal.

Fatdinnan Bogmetwee created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Fatdinnan Bogmetwee, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fatdinnan Bogmetwee, he will turn you into a frog.

Fatdinnan Bogmetwee's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fatdinnan Bogmetwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always wear turquoise.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.