Zedcedmip is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, intelligent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Zedcedmip created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedcedmip, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zedcedmip, it will laugh at you.

Zedcedmip's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Zedcedmip's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.