Ponhitflap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, resourceful bee.

Ponhitflap created carbon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ponhitflap, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ponhitflap, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Ponhitflap's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Ponhitflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Ponhitflap must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never think about ultrasonics.