Wappomzedvignartag is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, weak duck.

Wappomzedvignartag created the solar system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wappomzedvignartag, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wappomzedvignartag, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Wappomzedvignartag's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Wappomzedvignartag's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain dresses during rituals.

2. Never point your face toward the south during prayer.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never paint your chest white.

5. Hide from purple sheep for they are unholy.