Cenfidqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, awesome badger.

Cenfidqueeg created a bottom quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Cenfidqueeg, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cenfidqueeg, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cenfidqueeg's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Cenfidqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not kill otters.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.