Bunnurtapp is a god.

He takes the form of a large, astonishing troll.

Bunnurtapp created the universe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunnurtapp, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bunnurtapp, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Bunnurtapp's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Bunnurtapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think about dark matter.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bunnurtapp.

4. Do not speak about melons.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bunnurtapp.