Rennabdot is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, idiotic human.

Rennabdot created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rennabdot, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rennabdot, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Rennabdot's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Rennabdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.