Satgidwon is a god.

She takes the form of a small, flying ant.

Satgidwon created the Small Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Satgidwon, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Satgidwon, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Satgidwon's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Satgidwon's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Put Satgidwon first in all things.

3. Do not hurt mice.

4. Satgidwon loves horses, so they must be honoured.

5. Never write about dark energy.