Kapminlad is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, vain dove.

Kapminlad created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kapminlad, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kapminlad, she will think nothing of it.

Kapminlad's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Kapminlad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not sing at forests.

5. Never mark doors with pink.