Yarlbellxem is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, overgenerous armadillo.

Yarlbellxem created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.

If you believe in Yarlbellxem, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yarlbellxem, she will not care at all.

Yarlbellxem's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Yarlbellxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not keep nine monkeys in a large pit.

3. Hide from pink rats for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not drink water in white rooms.