Lidnibpitgetdobnulrat is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, capable snail.

Lidnibpitgetdobnulrat created snails eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidnibpitgetdobnulrat, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lidnibpitgetdobnulrat, she will jump up and down on your head.

Lidnibpitgetdobnulrat's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Lidnibpitgetdobnulrat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Lidnibpitgetdobnulrat on top of important buildings.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never feed lots of rice to frogs while wearing violet kilts.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching titanium.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near turtles while wearing red corsets.