Safzogbit is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, effective shark.

Safzogbit created the planet Venus three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Safzogbit, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Safzogbit, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Safzogbit's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Safzogbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Never eat green fruit.