Larpquamlargsab is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, amazing crow.

Larpquamlargsab created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Larpquamlargsab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Larpquamlargsab, it will turn you into a snail.

Larpquamlargsab's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Larpquamlargsab's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. You must never eat rice.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.