Migratban is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, selfish zebra.

Migratban created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Migratban, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Migratban, she will destroy your home solar system.

Migratban's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Migratban's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

3. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Migratban in the centre of the settlement.