Hudwitlab is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, flying octopus.

Hudwitlab created a photon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudwitlab, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Hudwitlab, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Hudwitlab's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Hudwitlab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.