Bangar is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonourable alligator.

Bangar created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bangar, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bangar, he will remove you from existence.

Bangar's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Bangar's Holy Commandments

1. Bangar loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not keep five turtles in a large pit.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Do not take Bangar's name in vain.