Xenhoning Fotbestrot is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, selfish bee.

Xenhoning Fotbestrot created everything that exists four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenhoning Fotbestrot, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Xenhoning Fotbestrot, he will have a low opinion of you.

Xenhoning Fotbestrot's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Xenhoning Fotbestrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Xenhoning Fotbestrot loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.