Hivgubmum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, resourceful swan.

Hivgubmum created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivgubmum, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hivgubmum, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Hivgubmum's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Hivgubmum's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four pigs approach from the east.

2. Always help shrews in need.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Hivgubmum loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.