Budhaknur is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, contented
chinchilla.
Budhaknur created dark matter six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Budhaknur, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Budhaknur, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Budhaknur's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Budhaknur's Holy Commandments1. Never think about eukaryotes.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Budhaknur.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
5. Never skip in holy places.