Gatfatquam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, resourceful coyote.

Gatfatquam created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gatfatquam, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gatfatquam, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gatfatquam's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Gatfatquam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Always help sick gulls.

5. Do not take Gatfatquam's name in vain.
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