Yarphigpitrag is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, generous
scorpion.
Yarphigpitrag created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yarphigpitrag, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Yarphigpitrag, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Yarphigpitrag's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.
Yarphigpitrag's Holy Commandments1. Never think about nucleic acids.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. You must love Yarphigpitrag.
4. Never mention cats.
5. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.