Yarphigpitrag is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, generous scorpion.

Yarphigpitrag created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarphigpitrag, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yarphigpitrag, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Yarphigpitrag's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Yarphigpitrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nucleic acids.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. You must love Yarphigpitrag.

4. Never mention cats.

5. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.