Lop is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, omnipotent dragonfly.

Lop created Europe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lop, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lop, she will be very unhappy.

Lop's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Lop's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always treat gulls with great respect.

4. Never hop in the presence of capybaras.

5. Do not chop down trees.