Dossartnulvan is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, awesome gorilla.

Dossartnulvan created the Sol system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossartnulvan, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dossartnulvan, she will turn you into a mole.

Dossartnulvan's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Dossartnulvan's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Never hurt shrews.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Do not hurt moths.