Fossomyart is a god.
She takes the form of a slim, unselfish
crab.
Fossomyart created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fossomyart, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Fossomyart, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Fossomyart's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.
Fossomyart's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.
2. Never think about black holes.
3. Hide if six otters approach from the west.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Always treat dolphins with great respect.