Fossomyart is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unselfish crab.

Fossomyart created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossomyart, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Fossomyart, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Fossomyart's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Fossomyart's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Hide if six otters approach from the west.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always treat dolphins with great respect.