Pashimpas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-confident naga.

Pashimpas created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Pashimpas, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pashimpas, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Pashimpas' most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Pashimpas' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near sharks while wearing blue coats.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Pashimpas loves whales, so they must be honoured.

5. Always stare at clouds.