Yatstigtikfem Bosshasflisbidteencadgabduss is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, smart dugong.

Yatstigtikfem Bosshasflisbidteencadgabduss created light three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatstigtikfem Bosshasflisbidteencadgabduss, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yatstigtikfem Bosshasflisbidteencadgabduss, he will torture you forever.

Yatstigtikfem Bosshasflisbidteencadgabduss' most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Yatstigtikfem Bosshasflisbidteencadgabduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never record secrets.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Heed all visions.

4. Erect six platinum sculptures of Yatstigtikfem Bosshasflisbidteencadgabduss on top of important buildings.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.