Wonbatwatviltettixen is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, overgenerous finch.

Wonbatwatviltettixen created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonbatwatviltettixen, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wonbatwatviltettixen, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Wonbatwatviltettixen's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Wonbatwatviltettixen's Holy Commandments

1. Wonbatwatviltettixen loves frogs, so they must be respected.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Wonbatwatviltettixen must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.
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