Tipcedjop is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, deceitful jellyfish.

Tipcedjop created snails four years ago.

If you believe in Tipcedjop, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tipcedjop, it will make you grow a tail.

Tipcedjop's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Tipcedjop's Holy Commandments

1. Always store bananas above ground.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Never bounce in the presence of eagles.

5. Never write about stars.