Hugtamart is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, proud narwhal.

Hugtamart created carbon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugtamart, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hugtamart, it will turn you into a rock.

Hugtamart's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Hugtamart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. You must love Hugtamart.

4. Always wear purple.

5. Always pray immersed in water.