Jiplincad is a god.
It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthoughtful
snail.
Jiplincad created an up quark seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Jiplincad, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Jiplincad, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.
Jiplincad's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.
Jiplincad's Holy Commandments1. You must love Jiplincad.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.