Funhonmat is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, staggering tapir.

Funhonmat created energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Funhonmat, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Funhonmat, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Funhonmat's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Funhonmat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Funhonmat in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about dark matter.

3. Run away from cyan moths, for they are unholy.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.