Sisbunman is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unjust bat.

Sisbunman created an electron eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sisbunman, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sisbunman, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Sisbunman's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Sisbunman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Foxes are not to be trusted.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sisbunman.