Larnlop is a god.
She takes the form of a very small, irritating
zebra.
Larnlop created silver six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Larnlop, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Larnlop, she will laugh at you.
Larnlop's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Larnlop's Holy Commandments1. Never wear yellow dresses.
2. Larnlop loves geese, so they must be respected.
3. Always look after injured pigs.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Always take life seriously.