Jabhigfom is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awe-inspiring tortoise.

Jabhigfom created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jabhigfom, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jabhigfom, it will jump up and down on your head.

Jabhigfom's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Jabhigfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Never feed peanuts to seals while wearing cyan shirts.

3. Always obey Jabhigfom's priests.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Pray towards the east.