Migwadvag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, cheerful lizard.

Migwadvag created Africa eight million years ago.

If you believe in Migwadvag, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Migwadvag, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Migwadvag's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Migwadvag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching nickel.

2. Always look after injured seals.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Migwadvag.

4. Never prepare bananas during summer.

5. Migwadvag must be the most important thing in your life.