Cinxuccit is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, narcissistic sheep.

Cinxuccit created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Cinxuccit, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cinxuccit, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cinxuccit's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Cinxuccit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never mark doors with gray.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cinxuccit.