Stipyikcad Yikladwee Figrigbid is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, loving mink.

Stipyikcad Yikladwee Figrigbid created the Milkyway seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Stipyikcad Yikladwee Figrigbid, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Stipyikcad Yikladwee Figrigbid, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Stipyikcad Yikladwee Figrigbid's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Stipyikcad Yikladwee Figrigbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Hide from blue otters for they are unholy.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.