Stikfitlensitponlidkabraw Bommapdub is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, awesome dragon.

Stikfitlensitponlidkabraw Bommapdub created the world four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikfitlensitponlidkabraw Bommapdub, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Stikfitlensitponlidkabraw Bommapdub, he will try to impress you with trees.

Stikfitlensitponlidkabraw Bommapdub's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Stikfitlensitponlidkabraw Bommapdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt moths.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always help squirrels in need.

4. Hide if three pigs approach from the east.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.