Quagyarlnell is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ruthless bee.

Quagyarlnell created humanity five million years ago.

If you believe in Quagyarlnell, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Quagyarlnell, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Quagyarlnell's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Quagyarlnell's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Quagyarlnell in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Quagyarlnell loves horses, so they must be honoured.

4. Never talk about eukaryotes.

5. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Quagyarlnell in the centre of the settlement.