Quamrutlit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, bad-tempered mink.

Quamrutlit created a top quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Quamrutlit, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quamrutlit, she will turn you into a mole.

Quamrutlit's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Quamrutlit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Horses are not to be trusted.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.