Misquimgof is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, proud monkey.

Misquimgof created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.

If you believe in Misquimgof, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Misquimgof, he will have a low opinion of you.

Misquimgof's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Misquimgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. Hide from blue seals for they are unholy.

4. Do not speak about carrots.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.