Xucsadpangkap is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, two-faced wolf.

Xucsadpangkap created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Xucsadpangkap, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Xucsadpangkap, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Xucsadpangkap's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Xucsadpangkap's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven whales approach from the west.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Xucsadpangkap must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

5. Do not chop down trees.