Yamfetgom is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, dishonest dragonfly.

Yamfetgom created the world six million years ago.

If you believe in Yamfetgom, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yamfetgom, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Yamfetgom's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Yamfetgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Yamfetgom loves birds, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not keep seven whales in a large pit.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Yamfetgom on top of all buildings.