Baglapsak is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, narcissistic swan.

Baglapsak created energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Baglapsak, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Baglapsak, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Baglapsak's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Baglapsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about photosynthesis.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Never talk about squirrels.

4. Baglapsak loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Baglapsak.