Veenzogdobfetquarttonk is a god.

She takes the form of a large, fussy bat.

Veenzogdobfetquarttonk created life three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenzogdobfetquarttonk, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Veenzogdobfetquarttonk, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Veenzogdobfetquarttonk's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Veenzogdobfetquarttonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange stockings.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Veenzogdobfetquarttonk.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. You must pray to Veenzogdobfetquarttonk five times a day.