Dubpomcuss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unjust skunk.

Dubpomcuss created energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubpomcuss, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dubpomcuss, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dubpomcuss' most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Dubpomcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill badgers.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.