Dissquamarpbessfastonranrot Vankintif is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, resourceful human.

Dissquamarpbessfastonranrot Vankintif created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dissquamarpbessfastonranrot Vankintif, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dissquamarpbessfastonranrot Vankintif, it will turn you into a plant.

Dissquamarpbessfastonranrot Vankintif's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Dissquamarpbessfastonranrot Vankintif's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Never hurt sheep.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never look at black holes.