Madfigpig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, resourceful grasshopper.

Madfigpig created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madfigpig, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Madfigpig, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Madfigpig's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Madfigpig's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not hurt manatees.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.