Venzighubjamragnurtkan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, caring troll.

Venzighubjamragnurtkan created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Venzighubjamragnurtkan, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Venzighubjamragnurtkan, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Venzighubjamragnurtkan's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Venzighubjamragnurtkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Venzighubjamragnurtkan loves seals, so they must be honoured.