Mumdannurl is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, moody hydra.

Mumdannurl created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumdannurl, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mumdannurl, he will destroy your home planet.

Mumdannurl's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Mumdannurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.