Gatsterfeb is a god.
He takes the form of a large, generous
cow.
Gatsterfeb created the Sombrero Galaxy six million years ago.
If you believe in
Gatsterfeb, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Gatsterfeb, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Gatsterfeb's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.
Gatsterfeb's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear carbon on your body.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.
4. Do not covet oxen.
5. Never talk about fire.